We all enjoy sports because it's fun and entertaining, but when one is exposed due to wardrobe malfunction, it makes us question athletes choice of dress.(women edition).
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|I’m not sure what the hell (former) Diva Melina Perez was thinking here. |
Surely she realized that going commando in that skirt would leave
her a little exposed. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
|Yeah, the camera man zoomed right up in there to capture this wardrobe slippage. Oops.|
|Do the judges deduct points for this sort of thing?|
|Whoever fitted these ladies for their uniforms must have flunked out of seamstress school.|
|That’s embarrassing. And, I imagine, cold.|
|I’m starting to think the LFL doesn’t really care of the players’ boobs fall out.|
|Back in 1997, Lucy Lawless (aka Xena, Warrior Princess) performed the national anthem |
at a game between the Mighty Ducks and Red Wings in Anaheim…and this happened.
Yeah, she’s not an athlete, but it happened at a sporting event, so it counts.
|Remember Gabby Sabatini, the sexy Argentine tennis player? She didn’t like wearing bras, |
for some reason. But hey, it worked for her. She won the US Open in 1990.
|Yet another water polo player’s boob exposed. You think they |
could do something to correct this “problem,” no?
|With this one, we couldn’t tell if it was a full-blown wardrobe malfunction. |
But we erred on the side of caution.
|This never happens when I go to the football game.|
|Large breasts + small bikini top + beach volleyball = great day at the beach.|
|A rushing defender pulls her bra down and exposes her boob, but she is able |
to cover up and still make the throw? Tebow can barely throw a spiral
when nobody’s on him.
|I guess the costume designer didn’t have smaller breasted women in mind when |
they came up with these tops. Oh well.
|Not only was this embarrassing, it also created a lot of drag which |
caused her to lose the race. Bummer. (Get it?)
|Seriously? Another runner not wearing a sports bra in a loose-fitting shirt? |
I guess the Cote d’Ivoire Olympic Committee is pretty strapped for cash.
|Yet another wardrobe malfunction from the world of pro wrestling. In fairness, |
it’s hard to reign in those giant fake boobs.
|Man, Venus just has one wardrobe malfunction after another. This time, |
it’s the spaghetti strap on his camisole—er, I mean, her “shirt.”
|You rarely see this sort of thing from the pros, but I imagine it’s pretty |
common among amateurs.
|If you pull their underwear down around their ankles, they can’t run. |
It’s a pretty solid strategy.
|Gymnasts practice like 60 hours a week and tend to be pretty hard on themselves. |
But I didn’t know they were this hard on themselves.
|Does Greece have an official nude women’s water polo team? |
Or is was this woman the victim of the most malfunctioning sports wardrobe ever?
|Kanye’s psychic told him “the one” would have an ass like Serna. |
This is what that will look like.
|In retrospect, they probably should have taped this thing down. |
But I think we’re all glad they didn’t.
|When you wear a teddy and jump in the wring to wrestle somebody, |
this is almost inevitable.
|I don’t recommend learning who Stephanie Pratt is. But she’s cute, |
and she lost her top playing beach ball volleyball. (That’s a sport, right?)
|I bet Lingerie Football League teams spend a lot of time practicing the quick boob-cover-up|
|I’ve got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that your pants are falling |
down, and everyone can see your underwear. The worse news is that
I’m about to drop you to your death.
|As Venus Williams was leaving the hotel that morning, she had this strange |
feeling she had forgotten something important.
|Hey, look. More gymnastics underwear. Neat.|
|It can be hard to tell when you have a wardrobe malfunction in this sport, |
since the uniforms are so skimpy to begin with. But if you can see tan lines,
that’s a good sign you’ve got a malfunction.
|You would think a runner would be wearing a sports bra. But no.|
|Brazilian girls love the beautiful game, that’s for sure.|
|When you’re wearing such tight swimsuits and using your arms this much, |
boobs are bound to pop out.
|To be honest, it looks like this is exactly how these cheerleader uniforms are |
supposed to look. But let’s just pretend it’s an accident, because that’s more fun.
|Usually, gymnasts want to keep their underwear inside their leotards, don’t they?|
|Venus doesn’t really expose that much skin here, but the form-fitting nude |
colored undies create the illusion. And since seeing is believing, yes,
this is technically a wardrobe malfunction.
|I take back what I said about #47. This may be the least sexy malfunction. |
Sorry to have misled you. But from here on out we’re in the clear.
|Her partner Misty May Treanor may be one of the world’s most googled female athletes, |
but it’s Kerri Walsh he cracks our list of 50 classic wardrobe malfunctions. Congrats, Kerri.
|This one looks a little intentional to us, but we’ll go ahead and call it a “malfunction” anyway.|
|This is easily the least sexy wardrobe malfunction on the list. |
Bad news for you at this very moments, but good news for you going forward.
|What? A wardrobe malfunction from in the Lingerie Football League? |
I didn’t see that coming. (PS, there are more of these.)
|Perhaps Arantxa Rus thought her skirt provided more coverage than it actually did.|
|You would think that, if all there was between your naked breast and the world |
was a little piece of plastic string, you might wear pasties underneath
your costume…just in case.
|Looks like someone grabbed the wrong pair of underwear out of the drawer that morning.|
|Argentine actress and model Pamela David is a big supported of the |
national soccer team. Obviously.
|This move has to be illegal in water polo, right? Then again, I’m not quite |
sure if the look on that woman’s face is agony or ecstasy.
|By the title of this one, I mean to imply that it’s not the wardrobe’s fault |
this woman’s breast is exposed. That’s a huge rack that just about
any shirt would have trouble containing.
|Man, nipples are the LFL’s bread and butter.|
|This was an attempt to bribe the judges. Sadly, only judge #6 liked what he (or she) saw.|